More Mohammed Cartoons

This time from D.T. Devareaux at The Study of Revenge. Take some time to scope out his blog. He's got some good ones. And fuck Google, and the pussies who complained that his site is "hateful". Can't take the truth? Quit bitchin' and make some changes to your religion and how it's perceived. That's it. Period. This, this and this don't help your cause much, by the way.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.

Old News

All right...I've heard quite enough about the Cheney Hunting Accident. I really don't care to hear any more. The Drudge Report has a story about Newsweek and Time covering the story for another week. The liberal types must be happier than a busload of retards on their way to Chucky Cheese.

Personally, I've heard quite enough about it. It's old news. Quit beating a dead horse. It was a hunting accident, plain and simple. Dick apologized. Harry's OK. Done deal.

Now in the spirit of making light of a serious situation, now that everyone's better, PotFry has an exclusive on the immediate aftermath of the accident. Warning: Drinking of beverages while reading this is not advised. Too funny.

Shari'a Law and Nuclear Weapons

You know, it's funny how these people can twist their "laws" to justify whatever their ambition of the day is. Check this out from MEMRI.

On February 16, 2006, the reformist Internet daily Rooz
(www.roozonline.com) reported for the first time that extremist clerics from Qom
had issued what the daily called "a new fatwa," which states that "the shari'a
does not forbid the use of nuclear weapons."

Really? Wasn't Iran saying up until, oh about 5 minutes ago, that nuclear weapons were not allowed by Shari'a Law?

"The religious leadership of the Islamic Republic [of Iran], which has
until now regarded the use of nuclear weapons as opposed to the Shari'a, and has
repeated this point again and again, has so far kept silent about this. In spite
of the fact that, in the last few weeks, some of the senior [leaders] of the
Islamic Republic have tried to reduce the pressure [exerted by] the radical
[conservatives], the radicals nevertheless seem to have complete control over
the [political] arena.

How convenient that you can "re-interpret" your "religious laws" to suit your own desires. This statement further cements the fact that your religion and your politics are intertwined. Therefore, quit your bitchin' about caricatures of your "prophet"...he's just as good a target as Sharon, Bush, Jesus, or any other politician or historical figure. Seperate your religion and your politics and you may have a shot at convincing the world that the caricatures were not in the best of taste. Well, that and quit doing stupid shit like burning embassies of governments you don't agree with and stoning women for not wearing a headscarf.

Still want to convince me that yours is the "religion of peace"? Because it's getting harder and harder to see it as such.

Damn Straight

The image came from here, linked to by SondraK. Someone said the graphic originated here.

More Love from the Religion of Peace

It seems that Michelle Malkin has attracted the attention of the peace-loving Islamic radicals who have been sending her little "love notes". Here's some examples:

From: naser jianpour (n_jianpour@yahoo.com)To: writemalkin@gmail.comMailed-By:
yahoo.comDate: Feb 10, 2006 12:04 PMSubject: we will kill you
I am Iranian I
am a mosleme .We will kill you( every )down with you( Crectian & jowe.)world
is mine.
***
From: monalisa monalisa (monalisa23h@hotmail.com)To:
writemalkin@gmail.comMailed-By: hotmail.comDate: Feb 4, 2006 5:55 PMSubject: you
are filth
the dishonourable the mean the prostitute I'am a müslim and turkish
I killyou devil you are goto the hell shit the whore
***
From:
greatmastafa@web.de (greatmastafa@web.de) Mailed-By: web.deTo:
writemalkin@gmail.comDate: Feb 11, 2006 9:41 PMSubject: mohammed
you have one
day to delete all pictures of mohammed from your server, or i hack this site and
delete all files on this server. ok
mohammed have never a face. dou you
now.
for ever islam

True to the form of Islamic radicals, they hide behind things like emails. This is because they are nothing more than cowards. So I'll give you yellow-bellied pieces of shit an offer that you surely couldn't refuse. I posted the Mohammed cartoons too. Why not threaten me? Hell, I'll give you pussies my address if you want to *try* to come kill me. One word of warning...I'm a Texan, which also means that I'm well-armed. So bring some friends and pack a lunch, 'cause it ain't gonna be easy to take me out.

So bring it on, losers. Come pick on someone who's equipped to handle your asshattery. After I kill you, I'll piss on your corpses, burn them, tie them to my bumper and drag them through the streets. Whatever pieces are left after my little joyride, I'll feed them to the hogs at my friend's farm. I hope Mohammed Atta and your "prophet" are side-by-side, being raped by pigs in Hell. That's the least that they deserve.

You Kill, Burn and Loot...for Cartoons? Part III

You Kill, Burn and Loot...for Cartoons? Part Deux

Since I can't post more than 5 attachments per post there will be 3 total posts with all the cartoons.

You Kill, Burn and Loot...for Cartoons?

No wonder people view Arabs as nothing better than animals. Then again, animals aren't that base. At least animals have common sense. Yeah, I'm posting them too. Don't like it? I got two words for you. Fuck. You. So go on, keep chanting "Death to [insert country du jour here]", burning flags, ransacking businesses, threatening people's lives and boycotting products. Maybe when you fuckers have nothing left to eat but sand you'll finally turn on the radical imams (you know, the bastards who have hijacked, perverted and made a laughingstock of your religion, while treating you like mushrooms...keeping you in the dark, feeding you shit). But I doubt it. They'll probably say something like "it's the will of Allah that you suffer," and you'll soak it up like a sponge. Meanwhile, they're living high on the hog. Even the Arab news has written an article about how sad the Arabs have become. No wonder the world sees the Middle East as the producer of only two things: oil and suicide bombers.

Thanks to James Joyner for the cartoons.

Ilegales and Indocumentados

First off, I don't watch a whole lot of TV. On Fridays I watch Smackdown. I don't get to watch RAW on Mondays anymore because I'm a cheap bastard and refuse to pay for cable. I can pick up like 12 stations for free that have nothing on, why the hell am I gonna fork out $40-50/month for 50 channels that don't have a damn thing to watch either? Every once in a while my wife will turn on the news when her novelas (hispanic soap operas) are done. While this is the hispanic channel news, which tends to show a bit more of the graphic details but still has the lamestream media left slant to it, it almost never fails that they don't have a story relating to indocumentados (undocumented immigrants). Let's get one thing straight. They are NOT indocumentados. They are ilegales. Period. They entered this country illegally, and should be given the moniker that reflects their actions.

Being the kind of person that I am, I don't treat people like shit, regardless of immigration status, job, social standing, etc. I treat everyone as I wish to be treated. But if you come to this country illegally, you should be denied the rights that the citizens of this country are afforded.

1. You can't vote. This means if you cannot produce a legal document stating that you were born here or are a naturalized citizen, you can have absolutely nothing to do with this country's elections.
2. You can't get a driver's license. Same deal applies here. No citizenship, or no legal documentation that supports that you are here legally, no license.
3. No social services. I personally cannot understand why anyone who is here illegally can have access to welfare or medicaid when it's almost friggin' impossible for the citizens of this country to receive any type of aid.
4. No tuition assistance or breaks for not being a resident. This is just stupid. You're telling me that someone who is not even considered a resident can get a break on tuition, while the residents of that state can't?

Oh, Mike...you're such a racist. Bullshit. I'm a realist. If I were to go to any other country in this world, I'd be shit out of luck trying to get anything from those governments. And that's a fact, Jack. Anyhoo, how in the fuck can you call me a racist? My wife is Latina and we have a mixed race child. My family immigrated here in the 1800's from Ireland and Germany. My great-great-grandmother was Amerind. Obviously, it was good enough for my family to come here legally, but not so for the people nowadays? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. The real racists here are the White Power/Aryan Nation freaks and the people who talk about La Raza.

This brings me to another point. The multiple language signs? That's bullshit. English is the primary language of this country, and should be the official language. Can't read English? Too fuckin' bad. Learn. There's a plethora of classes available at your local learning institutions. I've even seen churches offer free classes for people who wish to learn English. This country was/is supposed to be a "melting pot". Not come here and stay in your own little world, not integrate with the rest of society, and try to turn it into the Third World shithole that you came running here from because it sucked so bad. Speak your own language at home or amongst yourselves...I have no problem with that. Hell, I do it myself. But don't expect anyone to feel sorry for you because you've been here 5 or 6 years and still can't speak the language. That's because you're fuckin' lazy.

The more I see and hear from the lamestream media about these subjects, the more I'm inclined to agree with Michael Savage:

Borders. Language. Culture.

And if you don't love this country and, when the time comes, are not willing to take up arms and defend it with your life, fortune and sacred honor as our forefathers were, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT. I will not allow some namby pamby pissant to sashay across the battlefield that I fight on saying "Give peace a chance. Can't we all just get along?" I'll be the first to bury a bullet in that sack of unused gray matter atop your neck. Dissent is one thing, and a privilege given to us and protected by those who gave their lives defending freedom in this country and abroad. We're allowed to dissent when we feel that our government does not represent our views. I have no problem with that. I do have a problem with those who are more than content to roll over and wet on themselves in the name of political correctness or because they don't want to fight for the same rights for their children or for other human beings into which the people of this great nation were born or were nationalized. Everyone should be allowed the same freedoms as those of us in this country, no matter where in the world they live. Maybe then we wouldn't have to seal off our borders to stem the tide of illegals and those who wish to do this country harm.

NOTE: Linked with Beltway Traffic Jam for 2/15/06

WTF Is Wrong with You People?

What in the hell is the problem with the world today? Are people just getting stupider, or is it TV that's sucking the intelligence from their heads as they sit and stare at the idiot box for hours on end every night? Here's some fine examples of the world's latest dumbshits:

Fla. Dad Guilty Of Stomping 5-Year-Old To Death
My problem with this is threefold.

1. Why in the fuck did Child Protective Services (DCF, DCFS, CPS, whatever) give this kid to his father when it was known that he was a coke dealer and known perpetrator of domestic violence?
2. This dude stomped his own kid to death. Pretty fucking brutal.
3. It took the jury two hours to deliberate whether or not he was guilty? I was surprised they didn't do a vote right there in the courtroom. Shouldn't have taken more than 15 minutes at the most.

'Choking Game' Continues To Attract, Kill Children

"I'm sure Kodee didn't know that what he did was going to kill him."

So you're admitting you raised a kid with no fuckin' sense? How much brains does it take to realize that doing something like that could kill you?

Grandparents Accused Of Leaving Toddler In Car Outside Bar

You leave a 2 year-old boy in your car, in the cold with no heat, to go drink? Yeah, I know...it's Florida. It doesn't get that cold. But it does get cold enough that you shouldn't leave a kid in the car for any length of time. These people need to be dragged into the street and beaten severely. Just like the people who leave their kids in the car in the middle of summer. Obviously they're too stupid to be having kids, so they should have their kids taken away and be sterilized. These grandparents should never be allowed to even so much as hear this kid fart through a walkie-talkie for the remainder of their lives.

Documents: Teens 'Bum Hunting' Before Fatal Beating

Each and every one of these little bastards should get the chair. Did I just say that? Yup, sure did. By the time a child is 5 years old, he should know the difference between right and wrong. Regardless of the vitim's social standing, doing what these teens did is wrong. And why did they do it? To get into a "gang". What a bunch of pussies. I hope they do get the chair, that way the people who work hard and pay taxes don't have to support these miserable bastards for the rest of their lives.

I'm Utterly Disgusted

How shameless can a group of people be? I don't care who you are, when at a funeral you're there to pay respects to the dead and console the family in their time of loss. Not turn it into some kind of political circus for your own gain. This applies to everyone...you're not granted any social immunity just because you hold a title or political office. I have never seen such political backbiting and pandering at what should be a solemn event, just for the sake of "securing the Black vote". And I'm speaking directly to you:
Rev. Joseph Lowery
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Jimmah "The Worst President of the 20th Century" Carter

I'm about to lay a fisking on some folks, so hold onto your tinfoil hats and your glasses of Kool-Aid, kids.

"We know now that there were no weapons of mass destruction over there," Lowery said.

No shit, Sherlock? Did it take the President admitting that in front of the whole world a few weeks ago, or did you have to hire a group of talking monkeys from dailykos to tell you that?

"But Coretta knew, and we know," Lowery continued,
"That there are weapons of misdirection right down here," he said,
nodding his head toward the row of presidents past and present.

Yup. Namely, Jimmah, Bill and Hillary. Oh, wait. Weren't the Race Warlord Poverty Pimps Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson there? Yup. Them too. A big part of the problem with Black America is the leaders of the Democratic party and the so-called "black leaders" like Al and Jesse. The last real leaders were Dr. King and Malcolm X...ever since then all they've had is a bunch of substitute teachers. If anybody were running anything like a "plantation", it would be these two groups. How about instead of laying all the blame for your woes on the rich old white men running the Republican party, you do some looking at the rich old white men running the Democratic party and do a comparison. Just to make things fair.

"For war, billions more, but no more for the poor!"

Hmmm, haven't the poor received enough already? We've pumped trillions of dollars into the War on Poverty and the situation has only become worse. Proof yet again that throwing money at a problem will not fix it, but create a dependency that every year requires more and more funding. Maybe instead of giving this money away, we should invest it in giving these people training and job skills. Oops, yeah, that's the last thing they want...to have to work instead of standing around with their hand out.

Bill and Hillary:

"I'm honoured to be here with my president and my former
presidents and ...," he trailed off, motioning in his wife's direction to loud
and sustained applause.

God help this country if that beast should ever be elected as President. This country would be making a swirlie around the bowl in no time as she plunged it into the quagmire of socialism.

From Jimmah:

"It was difficult for them then personally with the civil
liberties of both husband and wife violated as they became the target of secret
government wiretaps."

Wait a sec. Wasn't that done under the Kennedy and Johnson administrations at the direction of Attorney General Robert Kennedy? Weren't they all Democrats? 'Nuff said.

And lastly, more from Jimmah:

"This commerative cermony this morning, this afternoon,
is not only to acknowledge the great contributions of Coretta and Martin, but to
remind us that the struggle for equal rights is not over. We only have to recall
the color of the faces of those in Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi,"

And let's not forget that there's not only black people living in those states, and not just black people suffered from those disasters. Even though the lamestream media as they portrayed it would have you believe otherwise.

Buy Danish

Let's show solidarity with our European friends and buy products from them in light of the boycotts of their products in the World's Armpit (a.k.a. the Middle East). Here's a list of companies and products:

- Danish Havarti cheese
- Carlsberg Beer
- Tuborg Beer
- Arla owns White Clover Dairy, a Wisconsin company that packages under the names White Clover and Holland Farm
- Danish Crown (DAK) products - Hams and baby back ribs sold at Sam's Club
- The Danish Foodshop
- Danish Deli Foods
- Danish Porcelain
- Lego. Come on, what kid doesn't like Legos? Get your kid some!!

Could Somebody Kill This Assclown Already?

Just so you know, I'm all for differences in opinions. If yours differs from mine, great. Present the arguments you have in a coherent form and we'll discuss them. However, I have a problem with people who, for whatever reason, distort or discount documented facts for their own political/religious gain. This goatfucking sack of pigshit is one.

Over the course of the last couple of months we've heard such wisdom come spewing forth from his suckmuscle such as:
"[Israel] must be wiped off the map."
"The Holocaust is a myth."
"The 'tumour' of the state of Israel should be relocated to Europe."
"Germany and Austria can provide the... regime with two or three provinces for this regime to establish itself, and the issue will be resolved."
"We are not allowed to negotiate on the principle of having peaceful nuclear technology."

First off, I don't think you crazy fuckers should be allowed nuclear weapons, given your propensity to blow shit up first and ask questions later. Secondly, Jews have been in that region for around 3,000 years, and they deserve to remain in the same lands that their ancestors dwelled in. From the intellectualconservative.com:
Israel has advanced a coherent case, based upon the precepts of international law, for sovereignty over Jerusalem. The Palestinians, for their part, have failed to offer any legal grounds in support of their claim to the city. Their claim seems to be based solely on their desire to possess it.
Before the advent of Islam, the Jews and Arabs lived together in the region in peace, fighting the Romans and the Christians who invaded the area. The only reason that Arabs hate the Jews is due to the perversion of Islam by the corrupt Imams that wish to rule the world under a caliphate with an iron fist. They even go so far as to divide the world into two houses, the "house of peace" and the "house of war". The house of peace is the rule of Islam under Sharia law, where the kaffir's (non-believer) fate is death, enslavement or exile.

Now, his new interest is debunking the "myth" of the Holocaust, and Iran will host a convention for the "scientific examination" of the wholesale slaughter of Jews during World War II. I'm sure there will plenty of Anti-Jewish rhetoric to be flying around, considering the mindset of the "scholars" that will be in attendance. Likely those who already deny the Holocaust. Tell you what...why don't you hateful bastards invite some of the WWII veterans who liberated Aushwitz, Buchenwald and the rest, and have them give their detailed accounts of the atrocious conditions and the horrors that they encountered? Or why not invite some of the Holocaust survivors to speak? Or would that not be conducive to furthering your agenda for the eradication of Israel? Did you know the UN also had a hand in the creation of Israel?
"The Holocaust denial by the regime in Iran is not only offensive and racist but it also demonstrates the mindset of the extremist regime in Tehran. The combination of an extremist ideology, a distorted view of reality together with nuclear weapons is a combination that should concern every thinking individual."-- Mark Regev, Spokesman of the Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
"Iran is proving yet again what an extreme, fundamentalist, lunatic regime it is," -- Dan Gillerman, Israel's Ambassador to the UN.

Oh, and let's not forget when buttboy addressed the UN. Oh, now this is rich. So he's not just an asshole, but a total religious loony too. This just lumped you in with the likes of Pat Robertson, you Qu'ran thumping dipshit. Everybody was staring at you because they couldn't believe what a chode you really are. You just showed your true colors, dickweed. Now we know...and knowing is half the battle. This nutsack shouldn't have his finger on the fuckin' button. He seriously thinks he's the catalyst to bring about Judgement Day, the Second Coming, or whatever you want to call it.

Finally, we have this from Daniel Pipes. "The most dangerous leaders in modern history are those (such as Hitler) equipped with a totalitarian ideology and a mystical belief in their own mission. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad fulfills both these criteria, as revealed by his U.N. comments. That combined with his expected nuclear arsenal make him an adversary who must be stopped, and urgently."

Compromise

So it seems we have reached a compromise. Of sorts, anyway. Now it seems, we'll be working a rotating shift, half on a 5/8 schedule and half on a 4/10, swapping every week. Ok...

Still won't stop me from doing some looking around and keeping my options open. I already contacted my old boss. I can go back there and do less work for more pay plus a company vehicle. I also have a buddy who works for the railroad. They always need people, plus the pay is pretty steep. I probably would no longer be working as a radioman there, but if the pay is right...who cares? I'm such a whore. I'll sell my soul to the highest bidder, I'll make no bones about that.

Skills to Pay the Bills Y'all

*Sways Head* Oh, No You Didn't

Oh yes, they did. They finally did it. They pencil-fucked my schedule. As I stated in a previous post, the quickest way to get us to crawl up their asses or walk out the door would be to change our 4/10 work schedule. Now they want us there 5 days/week, some of us working 0700-1600 and others working 0900-1800 on a weekly rotation. Umm...do they realize what the fuckin' traffic is like between 8 and 9am in Houston? I'd have to leave the house at 6am just to make it on time anyway.

That's not the worst part. The worst part is it's going to cost me more to go into work, effectively taking food from my kid's mouth. Get this shit: I carpool to work with 2 other guys. So I only drive once every 3 weeks. Saves an assload on gas. Now it's going to not only cost me 2 weeks worth of gas more per month since I can no longer carpool with the schedule change, but working the extra day per week is essentially costing me 3 weeks worth of gas per month more (in comparison w/ a 4 day work week). Vehicle maintenance...more. Child care...more, since I arrive later and have to work Fridays. Oh yeah, and my second job? That's pretty much making a swirly down the shitter unless I want to work 7 days a week. That sucks major goat balls. Or I could work one day a week, but then why bother?

I was trying to remain pretty much neutral and see things from both sides' perspectives. But this...this means the gloves are off. We're supposed to have a "cuss and discuss" session on Tuesday. They're going to hear my opinion about this, like it or not. Oh, yeah...and never to be stuck in one spot, I called my old boss. They have a position open. All I have to do is apply. Let's see...I do less than I do at my present job, 4-6k more per year, and a company vehicle. And overtime, not this comp-time bullshit that they make us do here. And back to a 4/10 schedule.

Let's see what LT Fatass and his laughing chimp the project manager have to say. Cliff (the project manager) is a brown-nosing ballsack tarzan that hardly moves from his position under LT Fatass' desk. He likes to spy on us and report anything and everything back to the LT. If he stays during our little pow-wow session, I'm going to request that he leave. And I'm not going to be nice about it. I don't wanna hear shit come out of his suckmuscle, mainly because none of this pertains to him and he's an annoying little fuck. So his presence is not needed nor wanted.

Edit: WTF kinda circus is this? They've changed our hours again. This time we're all working from 0730-1630. Kinda defeats the "purpose" that they had for staggering our schedules, so that we have coverage from 0700 until 1800. GMAFB! What a load of dumbasses they have in charge.

Don't Get Too Technical

Being in the line of work that I am, I get the odd favor asked of me every once in a while of "Hey, can you fix my..." I've been brought everything from toasters to TV's. This time it's a computer. I've had my fair share of experience with hardware and software, so it's not real hard. I'm just taking my time with it. Carlos is a friend, but he's pretty ignorant when it comes to computers. I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing, just it's not something he's interested enough in I guess. He's kinda like my wife when it comes to computers, and with her, it's the same for cars too. Basically get in, turn the damn thing on and go. My wife is still trying to understand the concept of vehicle maintenance. She seems to think that when you buy a car, you shouldn't have to spend any money on it to keep it running.

Back to the computer. Some dude looked it over and told him he needed more memory. Or at least that's what he thinks he said. Actually what it needs is a total replacement of the mobo (motherboard). And the CPU. And the video card. And the hard drive. Turns out it's got a 380MHz CPU, 4MB integrated video card and a whopping 4GB hard drive. There's nothing you can do to this thing to make it fast. Except replace the parts with faster stuff. So I did what I could do to minimize the slowness, and I'll be giving it back to him probably this weekend.

That ain't all, oh no. While I was in the middle of giving that monstrosity the once over, my wife's computer decides to go tits-up. Wonderful. Allow me to modify a prior saying:

"If it's got tits, tires, or 'trons (electronics), it's gonna be trouble."

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Back in the Saddle Again

Got the Jeep back today...they said it was just the battery. That's the first time ever in 15 years of driving that I've had a battery go bad. Wife was a little pissed that we spent almost $200 between the tow, the diagnostic, and the battery. The way I see it, it's better to have had the diag done so that, on the chance it wasn't just the battery, it doesn't leave her stranded. But that's my perspective.

Just My Luck...

This has been a shitty week for the radioman's vehicles. First off, on Thursday while I was returning home, my normal back-and-forth-to-work beater had a flat tire. No spare, and no jack. Fucking lovely. Was stuck on the side of the road for about 45 minutes waiting on a tow truck. Luckily, Houston has a program called "Safe Clear", and they towed me from where I was to the nearest tire shop, which was less than a mile away. For free...well it's free for me, the tow company charges the city $50. Got the tire changed ($70) and continued on my way. Now, mind you, Thursday and Friday I had gotten up at 3am to do some stuff at work before night shift left and Thursday I got home at my usual time (6:30pm). Makes for a long day.

Today, my wife's grocery-getter and critter-wagon(Jeep Liberty) decided to go tits-up too. Luckily we were in a parking lot, not on the freeway. Turned the key and got jack shit. Not even interior lights. And no, I didn't leave the lights on. Some nice lady that was parked in front of us tried to give us a jump, but it wouldn't stay running. Hmmm...could it be the alternator? There's usually signs, leading up to the point where it dies (radio gets real fuzzy, lights get dim, other accessories are sluggish/quit working). I saw nothing up to the point where it quit working. I figure it's the alternator or the voltage regulator. Since it was Sunday, of course the warranty company wasn't open so I have to leave it where it's at and get it towed in the morning. There's a Jeep dealer right next to where my wife works, so I'll just have it towed there. Let's just see how much I gotta shell out this time and whether or not the extended warranty I bought when we got the vehicle covers it.

Goes to prove the old saying, "If it's got tits or tires, there's going to be trouble."