In a Gestapo-esque show of abuse of power and authoritah and true to his socialist ideologies, somebody sent out their Thought Police after a fellow Texan. After receiving a call from an Obama campaign worker (on her cell phone while she's coming back from taking her child to the ER), she tells the Obamabot exactly what she thinks of That One. The following day, two Secret Service agents showed up on her doorstep and proceeded to question her:
"I thought initially they were there because I called the man a socialist, because that's what I said. And I thought, wow, I'm calling the Sheriff's Office and they're going to leave my porch, like, immediately. Because I can call somebody a socialist if I want to."
Yes, you can. See the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights for clarification if you need. You can also look at Obama's plans for this country and tell that he is indeed, a socialist. And his voting record doesn't lie, either.
"The woman (agent) says, 'Oh really, why would she say that? (That this lady's comment was about Obama dying.) Why would she make that up? What would she have to gain?' And I said well, maybe she wasn't happy with my opinion of her candidate and the woman tells me, 'That's right, you were rude.'"
Since when did being rude become a crime in this country? Did I hurt your feelings? Then I'll apologize. I'm sorry that you're a thin-skinned pussy who can't take criticism, and have to resort to making false accusations against somebody who holds a different opinion than you.
"And at this point, the gentleman, y'know who is I think kind of playing the good cop, gets out his pad and he says 'Well just, y'know, just tell us a little bit about what you think about Barack Obama.' I said, oh no, I don't think so. You are not going to question me about my thoughts."
Honey, you've been marked. You've won an all-expenses paid vacation to Chateau Obama, the newest, state-of-the-art re-education camp in the country. You'll be leaving to go on that vacation just as soon as he's sworn in. Don't worry about packing any bags, in keeping with socialist traditions, everything will be provided for you. You'll receive scrubs, slippers and a nice little canvas "I Love Me" jacket that fastens up the back. Don't get uppity, though, or Ivan the Orderly will have to administer Thorazine and electro-shock therapy to you on a regular basis.
"Then I noticed that they had like a file on me."
With her name "prominently displayed on it". Amazing. In less than 24 hours, they have a complete profile of this gal, probably complete with every time she may have jaywalked in her life, yet the government can't seem to find 20 million illegals living in this country. Or they just don't want to fuck up Obama's voter base, since they know amnesty's a-comin'. It's fucking amazing as well that you don't need to show proof of citizenship in Illinois to register to vote when you go down to the DMV to get your license/ID card. When we first moved back to IL in '02, my wife couldn't speak but very few words in English. The lady behind the counter asked if she wanted to register to vote. Luckily, I was standing there when my wife asked me, "Should I?" Umm...no, you're not a citizen. You can't. Seriously, why do these people not check something as simple as immigration status to get a fucking license or ID card? Or how 'bout most important registering to fucking vote.
"At this point, I said well, wait a minute. What about the tape? Y'know, it all happened so fast. I said, haven't you listened to the tape of the call? I mean, listen to it. You'll know that I didn't say what this woman is claiming. 'Well, there is no tape.'"
No tape? Hmmm...well, looks like you just bought your own ticket aboard the "Get-the-fuck-off-my-property Express". Else you'll be taking the bullet train to Dirtnap Junction. And don't come back without a warrant.
"And they also told me, at one point when I was being 'uncooperative', the good cop, agent tried to say, 'Look, y'know, we're trying to help you out. Y'know we came to you first, right? We didn't go to all your neighbors and your family and ask embarrassing questions about you yet."
You're lucky. Because with abso-fucking-lutely zip-point-shit worth of evidence, you're opening yourself up for a lawsuit. Though I think the icing on the cake was this quote:
"With nothing but the partisan word of an Obama volunteer, you are on my porch and you are questioning me about my thoughts? And the female actually had the gall to say, 'You have no evidence that she supports Obama.'"
I guess you don't need a real high IQ to be a Secret Service agent, huh? She works for the Obama volunteers of Texarkana, fer chrissakes. Must be Affirmative Action at work. It's good to know y'all hire the retards. Keeps 'em off the street...and away from my place, heh heh.
And another thing: This chick(Jessica Hughes) is chomping at the bit to sue that dumb bitch that started all this shit. However comma no one is willing to give up her name even though I'm sure everyone in the Obama camp down to the agents know who she is. I'm not a lawyer or anything, but doesn't that constitute obstruction of justice? Good to know that there's "Hope" for "Change" in the new regime. It'll be even more corrupt than any other, yet it'll be blatantly obvious about it, not sneaking around like Chimpy McHalliburton BushHitler and his cronies, right? And there won't be much "change" in your pockets either, when they're through taxing the living dogshit out of me and you to support a buncha fuckin' no-loads. And don't challenge them, lest you too be sent off for "vacation".
